Zephyr, The Distant Jumper
When the trees were non existent, when the stains on your clothes were just preconceived images in your head of fruity candy, and ice tea, there lived a kitten of great stature. This kitten’s name was Zephyr. He lived in the hills of Wonk Hands where he fought Chrimbus day and night. Most people at the time were fearful of Chrimbus because of his long arms, black colored legs, and cream...
Siri is... A mess.
She’s a great idea but she isn’t fully developed yet. First of all it takes longer to have Siri send a message for you than it does for you to type it yourself. Which completely ruins the purpose to speak your text. But oh well. It’s pretty fun to sit around and not have to type at all. Secondly, it seems far to often that the server is down. Time after time she’ll say,...
Half a Pack a Day
Did you know that half a pack of cigarettes a day will reduce your life by 3 weeks?! Yeah! It’s true. So stop smokin’ them cigs. They ain’t good for you! Stop the smoke, and don’t choke! It’s for your own good. Add 3 weeks to your life by not smoking. Thank you.
I have just discovered a new candy. It’s called toxic waste. It is very sour indeed, but this special ingredient makes it addicting. I must admit this is my favorite candy… As of right now. The horrific sting brings me to agony. Tears begin to fall from my face and drop to the hardwood floor. Taste buds cringe as i try to suck the life out of this oh so sour thing. But as I fight and...
I love blogging.
I love blogging so much that I’m gonna blog right now. So, school started the other day, and so far it’s going quite well. Most of my classes are fairly easy except for AP English Lit. This one is definitely going to be a hard one. We’ve had homework every day every since the beginning. But anyway.. I’m watching Law and Order and someone just died. Got to go. Bye
Today has been a lazy day so far. I ended up sleeping in for the first time in quite awhile. After finally getting around, I decided to go shopping. Trying my best to beat the heat I made my way into Urban Outfitters. I really don’t like the store so I figured I’d find something for my girlfriend. I searched and searched hoping to find something she’d like. It’s so scary...
It’s day number two here in Panama and I’m dead. Not literally, but it sure feels like it. Fighting those waves is just so hard. Plus the current is pushing you farther and farther down the beach, so when you get out of the water you have no idea where you are. One wave came crashing down on my head, shoved my knees into the ground, forced me into doing a flip, then threw my back...
The Big Cheesy
The title has no relevance to this blog, but anyway. New Orleans is quite different than any other thing I’ve ever experienced. Honestly, on my first day here I was asked for spare change more times than I’ve been asked in my whole life. I had a hard time saying no since I’m such I nice guy, but I did. And I’m glad I did. Other than all the beggars it’s a pretty cool...
So it’s my first time in Memphis. Apparently everyone here likes the blues. I’m even sitting in a blues club as we speak. The atmosphere is much different. Everyone likes to be loud and whatnot, which isn’t great when you have a headache. Oh well. I’m tying to enjoy myself. I myself don’t mind the blues. I love the beats and the funky bass. Amazing. Welp, bye bye for...
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Tonight is not an ordinary night, for I am with a couple of love birdies. Brad and Morgan. Their love is strong, and I can feel it in the air. The afternoon started with band practice, and that went quite well. After that, I took a taxi cab to Bradley Thomas’ house. I was greeted at the door by some curly headed K9’s. Their names: Maggie, Millie, and Cosmo. All they do is bark, bark,...
Hey there! I’m new to this blogging thing, so I thought I’d start out by telling you a little bit about myself. The story of my life all started on a cold morning on the 8th of January. I don’t remember much about this day, for I was just a young little lad. Skip forward just a few years, and I began learning the guitar at age 10. My first guitar was a Yamaha acoustic. After a...