Brennan Allen Wolf's Blog!

When the trees were non existent, when the stains on your clothes were just preconceived images in your head of fruity candy, and ice tea, there lived a kitten of great stature. This kitten’s name was Zephyr. He lived in the hills of Wonk Hands where he fought Chrimbus day and night. Most people at the time were fearful of Chrimbus because of his long arms, black colored legs, and cream flavored chin. But Zephyr, a mighty warrior took the tree trunk from the Gravis tree and stuck it in his snot! Surprised by this, Chrimbus fell in anguish to the ground and no longer could breathe through his nose and fell into a deep sleep.

Later that day while Zephyr was jumping through the hills, Chrimbus awoke from his slumber. With a loud cry Chrimbus fought through his pain and stood up. Once he was up he called to his servant Shane Yartley to bring him a cup of water. Shane said “okay, will do sir.” Next Chrimbus asked for a cup of poison to give to Zephyr in hopes of killing the young warrior for putting him into a great slumber. Once Shane gave Chrimbus the poison, Chrimbus took a bring drink of the poison as he had mistaken it for his water cup. Chrimbus died that day.

She’s a great idea but she isn’t fully developed yet. First of all it takes longer to have Siri send a message for you than it does for you to type it yourself. Which completely ruins the purpose to speak your text. But oh well. It’s pretty fun to sit around and not have to type at all.

Secondly, it seems far to often that the server is down. Time after time she’ll say, “I’m sorry, but I can’t take any requests right now. Please try again later.” This is just horrible. Obviously many people are going to be using this personal assistant all the time so they need something that can handle all the traffic.

Overall I really like her. I just hope when the next iPhone comes out she’ll be much more user friendly.

Did you know that half a pack of cigarettes a day will reduce your life by 3 weeks?! Yeah! It’s true. So stop smokin’ them cigs. They ain’t good for you! Stop the smoke, and don’t choke! It’s for your own good. Add 3 weeks to your life by not smoking. Thank you.

I have just discovered a new candy. It’s called toxic waste. It is very sour indeed, but this special ingredient makes it addicting. I must admit this is my favorite candy… As of right now. 

The horrific sting brings me to agony. Tears begin to fall from my face and drop to the hardwood floor. Taste buds cringe as i try to suck the life out of this oh so sour thing. But as I fight and fight, the sour candy always pulls ahead and defeats me.

I  don’t know what to do. I thought I  could win the battle, but really, I’ve lost the war. When will I breathe again?! Never, I suppose. I guess I must die. Oh how I love sour. But it has killed me. 

I love blogging so much that I’m gonna blog right now.

So, school started the other day, and so far it’s going quite well. Most of my classes are fairly easy except for AP English Lit. This one is definitely going to be a hard one. We’ve had homework every day every since the beginning.

But anyway.. I’m watching Law and Order and someone just died. Got to go. Bye

Today has been a lazy day so far. I ended up sleeping in for the first time in quite awhile. After finally getting around, I decided to go shopping. Trying my best to beat the heat I made my way into Urban Outfitters. I really don’t like the store so I figured I’d find something for my girlfriend. I searched and searched hoping to find something she’d like. It’s so scary shopping for women. I have no idea what they like! But, I think I did pretty good. Hopefully anyway.

The rest of the night I hope to wind down and relax. It’s been a long trip so far and there’s still more to come!